Sacrilicious

Seeing as it is the first Friday of that monumental exercise in Catholic futility known as Lent, I thought I would get into the spirit by trying to find the quickest way to offend the largest number of sects/groups/subcultures as possible. I think I zeroed in on the most surefire way without getting overly complicated or time consuming...a bacon burrito from Taco Bell.

Catholics - eating meat on a Friday
Muslims - eating Pork
Jews - ditto
Vegetarians - eating meat
Vegans - eating anything that comes from an animal
Hindu - eating someones reincarnated relative
Buddhist - the pure act of eating something that is more than the basic nesesitey to live demonstrates your yearning for material comfort
Feminists - being a male
Straight Edgers - supporting the Taco Bell cashiers weed habit
Environmentalists - supporting international produce trade
Mexicans - eating fake Mexican cuisine
Neo Nazi's - supporting non-Aryan employment
the Organic people - eating something that doesn't occur naturally

Mmm...the taste of offense!!


Makes me glad I don't subscribe to any belief system that limits hat I can consume. Unless of course you point out that my unflappable worship of science tells me that eating something of this caliber is going to make my heart explody. Thankfully though, the goD of science can tel me exactly how much explody will take place through simple testing. last I knew it was a bit difficult to figure out how much Hell one would endure due to consuming beef during Lent.

As with the symbolic practice to sacrifice a comfort in the name of your belief in your zombie cosmic Jewish carpenter I continue to try and convince my semi-Catholic acquaintances to give up Catholicism for Lent...to little avail. I figure that's the most powerful symbol of your faith, to actually give it for a month (or more). Haha, jokes on the Lutherans...I'm never coming back!



On a side note not relating to Taquitos I discovered this interesting short list of bizarre subcultures...

I think the fact that about half of them originate in Japan says volumes.

mmm...eye patch love.