Scarlet Letters!!!

Why does the letter C get so much love? What about the letter S? It does some of the same jobs as well and even begins the word0 See. I think it’s a shaft job by the front of the alphabet to hold down the end of the alphabet. Shit just look at the lack of work provided by X, Y, Z? Y is even part of the exclusive vowel club but only part time, it’s like Y has 2^nd rate citizenship because it doesn’t get as much love from the other vowels. Elitist fucks.

A, B, and C have been running the game for so long now no one questions their authority at the head of the pack. They are the spokesmen of the alphabet while everyone else falls behind their shinning spotlessness. The first half seem to be a pretty exclusive bunch yet you can sense some tension in those ranks, especially with G.

G is the fat one that everyone knows shouldn’t really be there but relegating it to the back of the pack might tarnish their reputation some so they put up with G’s ungainliness. It should really be closer to Q, who is one of the most shunned members of the tribe. Q can barely stand up with out the support of U even with its kickstand. It must be due to U’s membership in the vowel club.

While C is more famous than S; S, T and U with the help of O try to usurp power over all the other letters in the ghetto of the alphabet. Using their popularity as supporting characters (with a hefty amount of starting positions) to subjugate their fellow destitute letters.

Perhaps the best solution for the disparity in the alphabet is to inject some of the systematic uniformity on the numbers into the mix, decimal communism, where everyone shares importance and follows the rules. Well, except 1, but then again every governing body has to have it’s leader right? But then there is the outcast 0 and the untouchables, the negative numbers. OK…so maybe the numbers have their flaws too and might not be able to bring much equality to the alphabet.

Fuck it, maybe we should wipe them both out and try again for something more uniform.