Vegard Sverre Tveitan makes Varg Vikernes look like Charles Edward Coughlin

My radio silence can only be broken by the monumental task held before me…the choice of the greater of 2 evils.

While I actually know the answer I posit the question to you as well. Decide for your self which below is the true ruler of Hell and which one is the Other Guy From Whamm?

First up is the that venerable Cave Troll who was recently taken from this mortal coil by the only means necessary of killing it’s kind…fire and fucking lots of it.

The contender is actually nothing but Connecticut’s version of 50 Cent.

Between the two of them they have elicited long running reigns of terror and malfeasance under the guise of custodial aid to the worlds useless sacks of genetic material whose own existence seems to be nothing better than reproduction chambers.

With the demise of the Progenitor the Platinum One still pales under the Dark Energy of the Bipedal Whale, whose empire grows unchecked by the legions of light…actually in a cosmic slight of hand the legions seem to be among her greatest minions. Perhaps as prophesized the Singularity may be the harbinger of Apocalypse which would make IT the spawn of the Great Troll.

Damn the French have a deep and sinister plan in store for mandkind.